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Cindy Crawford loses panties playing strip poker with Jay Leno

Tim aka BSN — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:57:52 +0000

That title is soooooo sexy, right up until the last two words, eh?

So, how many people out there have had this fantasy, sans Jay?

Cindy Crawford Takes Her Panties Off

4 Queens beat a Straight

Tim aka BSN — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:38:31 +0000

This may be the funniest poker ad I’ve ever seen:

Best Casino Ad

Strip Poker: Losing on the River

Tim aka BSN — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:42:00 +0000

Man, talk about getting a stake through the heart when the 1-outer hits on the river…

Oh, it’s funny. It’s also NSFW, so be careful.

Seriously. You probably don’t want anyone to catch you watching this video.

Sporting Odds Poker – The funniest bloopers are right here

Lingerie Poker and the importance of the button

Tim aka BSN — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:33:53 +0000

Brittany Kara tells you why it’s so important to have the button in poker.

Yeah, that’s why I like this video.

Or maybe it’s the backrub she gets from her lingerie-wearing sidekicks.

Chris Moneymaker pwns Clonie Gowen

Tim aka BSN — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:18:14 +0000

An oldie from a few years ago.

There is something entirely appropriate about Chris Moneymaker beating Clonie Gowen for the world title in Blind Man’s Bluff.

Webkinz playing poker

Tim aka BSN — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:02:52 +0000

Finally, a way to relate to my daughters, ages 6 and 8.

Finishing on the bubble in a poker tournament is like going to the mall without buying anything

Tim aka BSN — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:18:39 +0000

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I just love the websites that use sexy women to present their video tips. This offering from sxliesandvideo at YouTube is full of double entendre, push-up bras, and dumb, hot, sidekicks, and I LOVE it!

Here’s a summary of Britney Kara’s words of poker wisdom:

She tells us she likes a big stack as she she seductively strokes her chips.
Having the most chips is to your advantage.
Big stacks are useful on the bubble in a tournament.

Pokery goodness, all around…

Picking your spots is paramount to poker success

Tim aka BSN — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:31:18 +0000

Not the most disgusting video I’ve ever seen (that honor belongs to Avitable (most definitely NSFW), and don’t even think you’re going to top it because you’re not), but it’s pretty funny.

The hook is that people are trying to crack this guy’s poker face as part of a promotion for an online casino. This kid proves you just have to be flexible and pick your spots, much like good poker strategy.

The Definition of TILT in Poker

Tim aka BSN — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:29:45 +0000

How funny – I’ve had nights like this, all-too-recently, unfortunately. Big pairs getting no action, or getting cracked by 2 and 3 outers, endless streams of rags, donkeys that don’t know how to fold…

Reminder – If your cards, suck, fold them – they’ll give you two more in just a minute!

Sonofagoddamnedbitch!!! Oh well, that’s what you get for playing at Party Poker!

Slutty Girls Playing Strip Poker

Tim aka BSN — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:14:45 +0000

Man, these look like day-shift strippers making a few extra bucks for a guy with a video camera. Funny question: “You commando?”