Leave it to the French to screw up a perfectly good strip poker video with inane dubbed commentary. I’m assuming it’s inane, since I don’t actually speak French.

After all, it’s French so it must be inane.

Anyway, will you check the racks on everyone except the winner. That’s the mark of a good strip poker game show – give us the shots of the hot chicks with the big fake titties.

Oh yeah, be sure to check the ending, where all the girls strip the shorts off the second place finisher – tell me, is that her own hand rubbing one out, or was one of the other girls giving her a helping hand?

So how should I come back after a blog-break?

STRIP POKER, BABY!

Enjoy!

This video is about… um… I forget… blinds… antes… whatever, the WPT didn’t produce this segment to tell anyone about poker. I think it’s pretty obvious what the whole point of this segment is:

I can’t say for sure if I’ve posted this before or not… but I love it, so I’m posting it now.

What happens when you merge fake television wrestling with fake strip poker?

The stuff of wet dreams…

This is a great fake strip poker video. I think we all know how this is going to end – wet and sticky. But that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable to watch, does it?

Man, talk about getting a stake through the heart when the 1-outer hits on the river…

Oh, it’s funny. It’s also NSFW, so be careful.

Seriously. You probably don’t want anyone to catch you watching this video.

Sporting Odds Poker – The funniest bloopers are right here

At least, I think she’s a Party Poker Spokesmodel. She’s wearing a Party Poker t-shirt, and they’re using over-sized Party Poker cards. And they’re playing Hi-Lo strip poker and she’s losing to a series of increasingly unlikely cards, just like on the real Party Poker.

Oh yeah, since this post talks a bunch about Party Poker, Bonus Code Iggy, dammit!

That’s right, pay attention to me!

Um, you mean that wasn’t the Big Slick she was talking about?

Well, pay attention anyway, because there’s a test at the end of the video.

See? Would I ever lead you wrong? I mean, away from the poker table…

Brittany Kara tells you why it’s so important to have the button in poker.

Yeah, that’s why I like this video.

Or maybe it’s the backrub she gets from her lingerie-wearing sidekicks.