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I would have a longhorn-cattle-ranch-straight-flush if I were to play strip poker with this woman. Sweet, sexy, and a hustler to boot – everything you could want in a woman!

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How funny – I’ve had nights like this, all-too-recently, unfortunately. Big pairs getting no action, or getting cracked by 2 and 3 outers, endless streams of rags, donkeys that don’t know how to fold… Reminder – If your cards, suck, fold them – they’ll give you two more in just a minute! Sonofagoddamnedbitch!!! Oh well, [...]

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